The point horror :D

Niisiis, see lehekülg, mille ma Theo kääst sain oli päääris naljakas, nii et ma otsustasin sinna Deathania tegelaste nimed panna ja siis tuli selline asi välja :


Sonea was having a happy normal day in Deathania. She had lunch with her best friends Roxanne and Nelly Porter, and completed her work for Lord Voldemort. It was all going wonderfully, until she discovered Ämmbblliikkuudd in her locker - she had a terrible fear of them, and wondered who could do such a cruel thing.

'I bet it was Hanna M. Wilson,' said Roxanne. 'She's been jealous of you since she heard that you were going to the Maailma Lõpp with Daniel.' Sonea sighed.

'Did you read the Roheline Surm?' said Nelly Porter. 'There was an article about Markkk xd, who shocked everyone when he ... kissed Nelly.'

'Really?' said Sonea. 'Can I read the article?'

Nelly Porter gave it to her.

The Roheline Surm has heard rumors that Markkk xd is back after the shock of many years ago when he ... kissed Nelly. This is not true. Markkk xd is in sigatüügas.

Sonea scanned the article and was startled to discover that she and Markkk xd were alike - they both are Christians.

Sonea walked home feeling very troubled. When she got home, there was a note on her doorstep. She opened in and screamed. It was full of Ämmbblliikkuudd. There was also a letter.

To Sonea. Watch your step. Ha ha ha. Signed, Markkk xd.

Who could it be? Was it really Markkk xd or someone closer to her? Sonea suspected everyone - Hanna M. Wilson of course, who always sneered at her. Daniel, even though he was the dreamiest boy in Deathania. She even suspected Nelly Porter who had a great love for Ämmbblliikkuudd and had been acting strangely recently. The only person she could trust was Roxanne who had been her friend since they were small children.

The night before the Maailma Lõpp, Sonea went with Roxanne to the kooli õu, and they discovered it was empty. Sonea was pleased to have Roxanne with her, because she was very nervous about Markkk xd, as well as avoiding Daniel, Nelly Porter, and Hanna M. Wilson. 'Isn't it strange,' said Roxanne. 'How much we have in common?'

Sonea remembered that they both are Christians. She became uneasy. 'Roxanne, don't you have family in sigatüügas?'

Roxanne laughed manically. She threw some Ämmbblliikkuudd at Sonea, then attacked her with a hauakivi, and Sonea was forced to fight back with a prügikast. She ran away and was found by Daniel and Nelly Porter, who had a perfectly rational explanation for her strange behaviour.

'We came to save you from Roxanne,' said Nelly Porter.

The next day they discovered that Roxanne had died horribly. Sonea was sad - Roxanne had been her friend for years, and becoming a crazed psycho in the space of a few days could happen to anyone. But she placed her trauma firmly behind her and went to the Maailma Lõpp with Daniel, much to the dismay of Hanna M. Wilson.

xddd

"We cam to save you from Roxanne,"
vääga nunnu xD

Vägagi hea ja humoorikas jutt.Okey se oli parem kui vägagi hea

Tegin kh selle ära ja mul tuli selline:

Amanda was having a happy normal day in Võlukunsti akadeemia. She had lunch with her best friends Bellatrix and Jasmine, and completed her work for Tiicher. It was all going wonderfully, until she discovered niit või rott in her locker - she had a terrible fear of them, and wondered who could do such a cruel thing.

'I bet it was Isabelle,' said Bellatrix. 'She's been jealous of you since she heard that you were going to the Jaanipäev with Bradley.' Amanda sighed.

'Did you read the Punane aeg?' said Jasmine. 'There was an article about Punane emand, who shocked everyone when That bitch just bite me.'

'Really?' said Amanda. 'Can I read the article?'

Jasmine gave it to her.

The Punane aeg has heard rumors that Punane emand is back after the shock of many years ago when That bitch just bite me. This is not true. Punane emand is in Aafrika.

Amanda scanned the article and was startled to discover that she and Punane emand were alike - they are so cute.

Amanda walked home feeling very troubled. When she got home, there was a note on her doorstep. She opened in and screamed. It was full of niit või rott. There was also a letter.

To Amanda. Watch your step. Ha ha ha. Signed, Punane emand.

Who could it be? Was it really Punane emand or someone closer to her? Amanda suspected everyone - Isabelle of course, who always sneered at her. Bradley, even though he was the dreamiest boy in Võlukunsti akadeemia. She even suspected Jasmine who had a great love for niit või rott and had been acting strangely recently. The only person she could trust was Bellatrix who had been her friend since they were small children.

The night before the Jaanipäev, Amanda went with Bellatrix to the Lagedi, and they discovered it was empty. Amanda was pleased to have Bellatrix with her, because she was very nervous about Punane emand, as well as avoiding Bradley, Jasmine, and Isabelle. 'Isn't it strange,' said Bellatrix. 'How much we have in common?'

Amanda remembered that they are so cute. She became uneasy. ' Bellatrix, don't you have family in Aafrika?'

Bellatrix laughed manically. She threw some niit või rott at Amanda, then attacked her with a Noortekas, and Amanda was forced to fight back with a VERIII. She ran away and was found by Bradley and Jasmine, who had a perfectly rational explanation for her strange behaviour.

'We came to save you from Bellatrix,' said Jasmine.

The next day they discovered that Bellatrix had died horribly. Amanda was sad - Bellatrix had been her friend for years, and becoming a crazed psycho in the space of a few days could happen to anyone. But she placed her trauma firmly behind her and went to the Jaanipäev with Bradley, much to the dismay of Isabelle.

hmm...
see pole huvitav xD

See lugu peaks suht kokku vist minema ja Silenda sa tahtsid olla mingi friik ja saadki olla.

Roxanne was having a happy normal day in Deathania. She had lunch with her best friends Silenda and Sonea, and completed her work for mr. Cherry. It was all going wonderfully, until she discovered päike in her locker - she had a terrible fear of them, and wondered who could do such a cruel thing.
'I bet it was Samara,' said Silenda. 'She's been jealous of you since she heard that you were going to the Ball with Mark.' Roxanne sighed.
'Did you read the Roheline surm?' said Sonea. 'There was an article about surmasööja, who shocked everyone when she's tryng to kill me.'
'Really?' said Roxanne. 'Can I read the article?'
Sonea gave it to her.

The Roheline surm has heard rumors that surmasööja is back after the shock of many years ago when she's tryng to kill me. This is not true. surmasööja is in antarktika.

Roxanne scanned the article and was startled to discover that she and surmasööja were alike - nad on väga paljus väga sarnased.
Roxanne walked home feeling very troubled. When she got home, there was a note on her doorstep. She opened in and screamed. It was full of päike. There was also a letter.
To Roxanne. Watch your step. Ha ha ha. Signed, surmasööja.
Who could it be? Was it really surmasööja or someone closer to her? Roxanne suspected everyone - Samara of course, who always sneered at her. Mark, even though he was the dreamiest boy in Deathania. She even suspected Sonea who had a great love for päike and had been acting strangely recently. The only person she could trust was Silenda who had been her friend since they were small children.
The night before the Ball, Roxanne went with Silenda to the Must koobas, and they discovered it was empty. Roxanne was pleased to have Silenda with her, because she was very nervous about surmasööja, as well as avoiding Mark, Sonea, and Samara. 'Isn't it strange,' said Silenda. 'How much we have in common?'
Roxanne remembered that nad on väga paljus väga sarnased. She became uneasy. 'Silenda, don't you have family in antarktika?'
Silenda laughed manically. She threw some päike at Roxanne, then attacked her with a laterna post, and Roxanne was forced to fight back with a latern. She ran away and was found by Mark and Sonea, who had a perfectly rational explanation for her strange behaviour.
'We came to save you from Silenda,' said Sonea.
The next day they discovered that Silenda had died horribly. Roxanne was sad - Silenda had been her friend for years, and becoming a crazed psycho in the space of a few days could happen to anyone. But she placed her trauma firmly behind her and went to the Ball with Mark, much to the dismay of Samara.

hmm...
maitia, jamh, kuidagi.. eeee...
ei tundu huvitav, kui nimodi tuhat korda erinevate inimestega sama juttu tehakse